(Tracy strolls into the bar with a bottle of whiskey and interrupts a conversation of 5 men sitting at a table drinking beer)

Tracy

Ha ha ha HE better pray they didn’t do that or they’ll start it and wont stop.
Now who you with?
As a matter of fact here’s a better question.
Who gave you guys the permission to come down here and drink at my spot?
Aren’t you supposed to be Mormons from across the other side of town?

(One of the 5 men stands up and looks around)

1 OF THE 5

Didn’t know this was your spot.
Had we’d known that we would have went to the spot across the street.
They don’t water down their drinks like this dump.

(Tracy pulls down his sunglasses enough so that the men could see his eyes)

Tracy

Well since you put it to me that way I’ll tell you guys what.
Sit here and I’ll go across the street to my other spot and get the good stuff.
And I got 10 girls in the back room.
Lets say I take you guys back to meet them?
You are Mormons so I’m sure you can take two at a time.
What do you say?

(Smiles appear on their faces out of nowhere)

All 5 guys

We’ll drink to that.

(Tracy leans on the table and whispers)

Tracy

The girls and 1st bottle of whiskey is free.
But you have to pay $250 each to get in the back room.
And we usually have a 2 hour limit on the back room but since you guys came from all the way across town.
We’ll keep it open for 3 as a token of my appreciation.
And there is one condition.
No one talks about the back room ever.
Agreed?

All 5 guys

AGREED!

(Tracy leaves out the front door flipping a coin talking to himself)

Tracy

10th time today. The charm never fails.

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