Clout

Excalibershine is a double edged sword. I’m probably the only one showing royalty how to swing it …
I’m the Excalibershine founder. I know what you can’t have to get in. Never lie on me. These liars thought that I’d put my dad in Excalibershine. Do you see how focused I am? Nasa listens to my beats. Don’t play with that. You’re out of your &^&%$^& league ‪#‎Dummies‬
Excalibershine is also in my story “All Sun All Moon”. And Excalibershine means “All Sun All Moon”. Snow can’t go through a brick…

Reporter

Thanks for clearing the air. Ya know, rumors and gossip has never been my cup of tea. I’ve read your book and you’re good. Can I have an autograph?

Clout

Sure. Under one condition.

Reporter

What’s that Clout?

Clout

Make sure you put those exact words in the paper verbatim. And I didn’t stutter.

Reporter

Sure thing.

(Clout winks at the reporter and walks out of Star Bucks. He see’s a barista cleaning off tables and approaches her)

Clout

Here. Make sure that reporter inside doesn’t have to pay for her food. And keep the change.

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