(After getting off of the phone Drew storms into Davids office and slams the door)

Drew

OK OK OK! On my Marky Mark Shit! Since she has such a big mouth I might have to get Dirk Diggler with her a##.

David

I don’t know all about that but I’m about to watch this movie called Fear. I heard Reese Witherspoon’s boy friend was a psycho, remind you of anyone?

Drew

What I’m not talking about Reese. I’m talking about Madonna.

David

Who?

Drew

You know Material Girl, Like A Virgin?

David

Ooooh lmao. What did she do?

Drew

I don’t want to talk about what she did because instagram is
already giving her backlash for calling her son the n word. I don’t see the big deal in that, she was just playing.

David

Ok suit yourself. What’s up with you and Reese? Are you two playing cruel intentions again?

Drew

No we’re fine. She’s out in the car waiting for me.

David

How come you didn’t bring her in with you?

Drew

She’s on her laptop looking at this new site back2thefresh.com or something like that. But I gave Madonna your house number, so if she calls for me, just take a message.

David

The real Madonna?

Drew

Yes. She wants to do business. Hopefully we get the contract. She needs two pools. One above ground and the other in ground. So make sure your extra nice to her. I really need this contract. If she doesn’t work with us, then I’ll be in the unemployment line with a resume that says “I Use To Be A Pool Boy”

David

LMAO “I Use To Be A Pool Boy”?

Drew

Yes. Whats so funny?

David

You are.

(The phone rings)

Drew

Aren’t you going to get that?

David

D&D Pool Company may I help you?…

Madonna

Yes, may I please speak to Drew?

David

He isn’t available at the present moment but maybe I can be of service.

Madonna

Yes I met Drew and I need 2 pools installed…

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