(Back2TheFresh’s annual Christmas Party)

Justis James

If you received a private message from me asking why were your pants down, delete it. My twitter was hacked last week. I don’t even know who they are. I don’t talk to them. They don’t even know who Amon Ra The Sun God, “King Of The Gods” is. Ra Optics Get you some. My word, taste, talents, and story has no culture. That’s why they trust it. It’s not about winning all of the time. It’s about destiny. #Back2TheFresh is a wave. And if some people only buy things based on what they see on back2thefresh.com I have the potential to create a new market and x out comp. But I don’t look at people as competition because it’s a free market. Unfortunately they look at me as competition. I was just minding my own business with music and film. But I guess they didn’t tell them about me lol #Humble

(Walks into the room yelling)

Rihanna

Well hello Christmas Eve!!

(Rolls his eyes at Rihanna and sarcastically says)

Justis James

This is the 2nd or 3rd year in a row I’m spending Christmas alone. Luckily I stay busy on projects #TheSaddestKidWithOutCandyCanes. Two years ago I took a girl to a Christmas party with some Movie&Film associates and she disappeared for a month. It was a wrap after that. #ItAintForEveryBody Sometimes all these girls want are trophies and bragging rights lol I don’t know what it is. They just turn into something else around me. Anywho. They’re about to make me raise it.

(Storms into the room singing with two models)

Prince

Here’s a muthafucka that I gotta blow away. Here’s my chance 2 cure the ills of the people, but not until I make this muthafucka pay.

(Finishes his last sip of vodka&eggnog and says)

Justis James

Maybe I’m just like my father, too bold. I didn’t know you were coming. When did you get into town? If I would have known you were coming I would have had a car pick you up from the airport. So I take it the 3 of you are staying with me this Christmas?

Prince

We gonna play in the sunshine, we’re gonna get over. I’m feelin’ kind of lucky 2 night I’m gonna find my 4-leaf clover.

Justis James

Maybe I’m just like my mother, she’s never satisfied but that sounds good to me. I’ll meet you guys downstairs in 10 minutes.

(Tosses Rihanna the keys and leaves)

Justis James

Rihanna here are the keys. Could you lock up in about an hour?

Rihanna

Sure thing Jus’, I’ll be over.

(Mumbles to herself)

S*** I just got here 10 minutes ago. This b***** is staying open all night. We gotta lotta partying to do.

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