(After standing in a crowd with 30 people at a red light in Manhattan on his lunch break. Drew see’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen.)

Drew

Excuse me. I think we had a moment back there at the light. So I ran 2 blocks to catch up too you to see what we were talking about.

Tiffany

You’re either moving in my direction or you’re interfering slowing me down. And if you’re slowing me down, you’re not for me you’re for somebody else. And if I allow you to get close to me I hope you’re true because we won’t last if you’re not.

Drew

What’s that supposed to mean?

Tiffany

It means don’t waste my time.

Drew

Ok. Why don’t you just hook me up with a friend of yours? That way if I’m interested in you later on atleast I’ll know the real you.

Tiffany

Ha ha ha that was cute. Do you talk to all the girls like this or am I just lucky?

Drew

No. I’m the lucky one because you considered to give me 5 minutes of your time. Do you give all the guys 5 minutes?

Tiffany

It all depends on what they do with the first 3 minutes. If I’m impressed by then I’ll extend it an extra 2. So keep talking you have 2 minutes.

Drew

Nice. Here’s my number 123 – 456 – 2013. Call me in an hour so we can finish this conversation. I should be out of my meeting by then. Sorry I had to cut it short but I’m running late.

Tiffany

Ok. I think I can do that. An hour right?

Drew

Yes an hour. Sorry to cut it short, I hope you understand.

Tiffany

No I perfectly understand. Nice talking to you.

Drew

I’m Drew by the way. And you are?

Tiffany

Nice to meet you Drew, I’m Tiffany, like the diamonds.

Drew

Nice meeting you Tiff. I’ll talk to you in an hour. I have to go. Bye.

Tiffany

Bye.

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