(A 250lbs man breaks into J.J’s house screaming)

Human

You freak what did you do to my wife? And where the &*%$ did you come from?

(In a slow tone J.J disarms the human’s emotional outburst)

J.J

I talk to royalty and royalty talks back. Somehow the ignorant haven’t caught on to that yet. And I don’t argue with fools #WhatAWasteOfDegree. The last full moon of the year’s in 4 days… (Full moons in 2012). What do you know about generational curses huh? No garlic for me. I bet she didn’t tell you about how I hang upside down and do situps in the dark at about 2am. And you can’t believe everything you read or watch you know. I can walk around in the sun. Dark shades just makes everything more comfortable but I prefer the night. I’ve never been to Transylvania but I was born in Pennsylvania.

(J.J walks closer to the human and takes his sunglasses off)

J.J

But I can put you in a trance. And in 3 minutes you’ll walk out of that door, get into your vehicle, and never return to this house again. You will not remember this conversation. You will not remember my name but you will remember my face. Now remove yourself at once human. Do I make myself clear?

(The human’s angry expression drops from angry to confused and calm)

Human

Yes.

J.J

And for the record human. It was your wife who invited me in. I wouldn’t have stepped foot in your house without an invitation. It wouldn’t have been just. You came here uninvited so you’re lucky you’re not dead. That is all. Now go!

(As soon as the human left Syria walks down the stairs in seductive clothing showered in an exotic scent)

Syria

Who was that? I heard screaming and yelling a minute ago.

J.J

No one but an uncivilized intruder. Claimed he’s your husband. But no need to worry I took care of it.

Syria

Husband? Excalibershine is my only husband forever. The last frat.

J.J

The last frat…

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