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(After coming out of a fast food restaurant a stranger is approached by Trio)

Trio

Don’t knock down that domino. That’s Legion, 100 WW3’s, your guns won’t work.

Stranger

What domino? Legion? 100 WW3’s? Our guns won’t work? What in the world are you talking about?

Trio

Well it isn’t rocket science. You’ve forgotten about nature. You’ve forgotten about love, and you’ve forgotten about what we told you not to do. I mean how many must we send before you realize who’s running the show? We gave you technology and now you are under thee assumption that you’re greater than us. Ants and bugs have been here longer than you and will remain after you. Even they follow the unwritten instructions. What makes you exempt?

Stranger

What are you some kind of crazy? Easy on the vodka buddy.

Trio

You answer a question with a question and I’m the crazy one? Ha ha ha. Who’s your leader? Take me to them at once! Clearly you aren’t qualified.

Stranger

Just wait a minute cocksucker. Who in the hell do you think you’re talking too?

Trio

I can assure you that I am not a cocksucker. Take me to this man on the front page of this magazine. Hopefully he’ll be capable enough to answer the questions you weren’t able too.

Stranger

You mean Barack Obama? He’s just the president of the United States Of America. Out here in Brazil we have a different leader. He’s not my leader.

Trio

I see. So who is the leader of planet earth? Since you are so divided and can’t seem to get along, we’re going to unite it for you. We can’t trust you to do it yourselves.

Stranger

I’m confused. You’re talking like your from another world. And what do you mean by we? Who are we?

Trio

How can you expect me to answer any of your questions when you haven’t answered any of mines. And you’re the dominant species?

(Trio turns his back on the stranger and walks off. The stranger runs to the nearest police station to tell them what just happened)

Officer

You want to run that one by me again?

Stranger

That’s right! You sure as hell heard me the first time. But their is one thing I forgot to mention. I don’t remember seeing him open his mouth one time. And I didn’t open mines.

Officer

What do you mean?

Stranger

He could read my mind. And somehow I could read his. Some sort of telepathy or something like that.

(The officer then looks at the stranger)

Officer

Is that so?

Stranger

Yes it is. In fact he talked to me the same way you just did.

Officer

What do you mean? Telepathic?

Stranger

Yes! Oh my god.

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