(Semaj walks down the road with his friend Linda who’s visiting)

Semaj

(1) I’m trying to get out of here as soon as possible. But I’m doing everything myself and they still feel threatened. So they don’t help. (2) Always keep number 1 in mind lol. They say look, they’re on Facebook. And I say look, we’ll shut the city down.

Linda

Well. What are you going to do about it?

(Stops, closes his eyes and chants)

Semaj

“Abracadabra, Presto Chango. Hocus Pocus, now I’m focused. Deliver me from enemies and make them broken!”

(Opens his eyes slowly)

Semaj

Hopefully that should be enough. Otherwise I’ll have to send for thee others.

Linda

That’s the Semaj I know. Now about those cookies…

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