Chase

Oaths and contracts wouldn’t be needed if people could be trusted. Animals don’t have that problem. Never met an animal that didn’t like me. And when I wear cologne and oils the women are a little more attracted because it excites their senses. And The next thing you know we are on the phone talking late at night. You have to watch out for me. I have this way of weaving intricate, intimate, sweet thoughts into the minds of beautiful women from the first conversation to the last. You want to know why? I’ll tell you why. I do it because I enjoy great conversations and you never know what conversation will be your last with her. Alot of times many of them are already involved but they don’t tell me until they become attached. I’ll admit though, I may have already known the truth but I’ll wait until they tell me. And when they finally do, they usually try to blame me for making them feel the way they do towards me. So from there I accept it. I tell them to blame me for making them sexier in his eyes. I tell them to blame me for making them come alive. I tell them to blame me for making them remember how it felt to be desired. Because once he got you, he stopped pursuing you, and you stopped being sexy because he made you get too comfortable. Where in recorded history has it ever been ok to be too comfortable to be sexy? Someone please tell me. But after I make them sexy “again” all of a sudden he wants her. All of a sudden she is now desired “more”. And then we come to an end. I’ve seen this many times before so I don’t expect too much. I should get paid for my expertise. So I’ll be sure to supply a contract in my future love affairs. It doesn’t have to be a written contract. It will be just my word. I think 3 months is sufficient enough. That’ll give us enough time to do what we have to do with precision. Now son when you get a little older you may go through the same things because you have my genes in you. But you’ll understand.

Chase Jr.

Ok dad. Can we go and play baseball now?

Chase

Sure son. But after you blow out these candles. Happy 14th birthday pal.

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