(Justis shows up to a party uninvited. Already intoxicated from a bottle of champagne he has clenched in his fist he staggers through the doors)

Justis

Change 4 A Dolla what you screamin?

(Justis glides over to a poker table rhyming)

Justis

Change 4 A Dolla Records Im my own President. Back2TheFresh hoe they tryna be competitive #Change4ADollaRecords.  Out ya mind I was on Top 40 unsigned. Thats pass the urban market lets rewind #Change4ADollaRecords. They turned on me now they gotta see Sun Tsu. Them young boys follow me like look at what son do #Change4ADollaRecords

(After brushing the dirt off of his shoulder Justis arrogantly says to a young woman he knew)

Justis

By the way you gotta love girls who listen to fake dudes talk about the real ones who’s really in.

(An unknown guy begins to speak only to be silenced)

Justis

#ShutYourMouth.They’re about to stop making mabachs soon. So yea Big Bens Ticking. And for the “male groupies” of these rappers. Cut it out before I take ya girl.

(Justis immediately is aware that the table is full of lawyers and energetically screams)

Justis

And for their dumb lawyers, we probably can all pass the bar, but come target practice with me so I can show you how to shoot. They aint seeing me. Good night #JusNati

(After leaving the table the lawyers begin to speak with each other quietly)

Lawyer 1

How in the world did he know we were lawyers?

Lawyer 2

I, I don’t know.

(A young woman in her 20’s walks by)

Linda

Rumor has it he’s a psychic. But then again, rumors are rumors. I don’t know about you guys but I’m about to find out what he’s drinking. By the way he’s acting it has to be better than what’s in my glass.

TO BE CONTINUED…

Justis James™ Did It
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To give you guys somewhat of a picture of how intoxicated Justis was, watch the photage at the bottom.