After hearing a knock at his hotel door Tim goes on a rant.

Tim:

She doesn’t want to be with him.
She really wants to be with me.
But I don’t have to tell her what she already knows. #ImNotChasing
So go ahead and look thee other way when he see’s you look my way.
Your mind can make your lips lie but your heart will always make your eyes tell the truth.
But if you want to continue living a lie, suit yourself!
Armani and Versace if you think you’re sexy and Burberry if you know it.
And I’ll tell you this much.
I’m more than a piece of meat.
So the next time you call, email, facebook, or tweet me.
Please know what you want because I always do.
I don’t have the time or luxury to pretend unless it’s in front of the camera.
Somebody get me a rum and coke please, THESE GIRLS are trying to stress me out.

(Tim opens the door ferociously only to see a stranger in a silk robe)

Stacy:

Umm hi I’m your neighbor for tonight and I just wanted to see if I could borrow a bucket of ice because the machine is broken…

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