The new rumor is that I’m a Gray Reptilian hybrid, and my exes left me because of it. They say that an ex of mines claimed that after having sex with me, she felt something moving inside of her.

None of my exes have ever mentioned anything like that to me. This rumor is relatively new to my ears. Conspiracy theorist have a huge imagination. Maybe you guys can get one of my exes to call me sometime to say “Hello” because they’ve all moved on and we never speak. Okay guys.